S06A

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

in a convo in which hammy invited jenhan huibin and i

hammy says:
has anyone finished their essay outline?
winfredd - says:
wat essay
hammy says:
the gp thingy we did today...
winfredd - says:
oh ME!
winfredd - says:
i finished
hammy says:
argh
hammy says:
okay i better go finish it T_T
hammy says:
although i wanna sleeeep

hammy has left the conversation.

winfredd - says:
this is called peer pressure

Monday, August 21, 2006

we love math

my eleven year old bro just walked into my room and looked at some flier which had the equation Y=Hx+Z on it. he asked me why this math was so cheem and when i told him it was what he was gonna do in future, he looked really perplexed.
so i guess he decided that he should start building up his foundation in algebra by asking me some qns.

bro: so jie, what's a+a

me: 2a. do you know what a X a is then?

bro: -blank look-

me: a-square

bro: orh... so a+a+a is 3a la!

me: yup. so what's aXaXa?

bro: -ponders for a moment-
(confidently) i know! a-triangle!

dots.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

random joke

suddenly came across my mind

Q: Which person in 6A is most alcoholic?





A: Winfred because WINFRED-OH!



hahahaha
ok bad one

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Ignorance

joel says:
A. Shevchenko (CHE -
thats the good bargain player rite
shevchenko?

hammy says:
lolz yes

joel says:
oh
is beckham on sale?

*_*

Saturday, August 12, 2006

enjoy



sexy dance with yowie's laughter for sound effect

Thursday, August 10, 2006

National Day

Happy (belated) birthday Singapore!

Feeling very happy because national day is my favourite holiday, not because we have a 3 day break(really) but because it makes me feel proud to be Singaporean.

As cliched as it may sound (you probably read this before in the National Day supplement,) national day really rocks. Even though i dont really sing the national anthem during assemblies, i get a totally different feeling during nat. day.

I remember the video showing how we grew from some country to a global city during the ndp last year and i was really touched. In that way i respect our political leaders for steering us to achieve so much.

5 things i like about Singapore

1. The neighbourhoods
Somehow whenever i walk around my neighbourhood and see ppl from all races around me, i get a feeling of warmth. It feels like an extension of my home somewhat, as you know where everything is, you know where to go etc.

2. The Songs
Surprisingly i dont really feel it's propaganda at all. I feel every one of them tells a story of our history and where we are now. Of all of them, think i like "count on me Singapore best" haha.

still not convinced? here is one example

many of us will be going overseas to study, and if great job opportunities come by, we might even choose to stay there for an extra period of time. For me at least, the words of the song "Home" is enough to tell me that i should never leave Singapore.


3. The Food
Surprise Surprise, i eat enough of it to know that Singapore's food is really good. I cannot imagine living on potatoes and slabs of meat should i go overseas.

4. Low Crime and Great people

Other than in our class, you can hardly find a criminal in Singapore.
some examples

-you can walk in a dark alley at night and not get scared, unless you are jen han (see his blog)
-I left my handphone in the foodcourt and a cleaning auntie kept it for me, returning it to me when i came back to look for it hours later
-I left my handphone on the bus 159 and got it back a week later
- people donate during flag day (even though many do not)
- i always see people give up their seats to old folks on trains, buses
- and people always smile at me when i hold the lift for them


5. Transport
- i can get from place to place quickly
-roads are all well built


you must be thinking like "omg this dude is brainwashed", maybe i am but my experience in laos told me how lucky i was to be Singaporean.

even though the people in laos (in schools, shops, restaurants) are all really nice, somehow you still feel a little unsafe. When you buy things, stallholders always hold your US in the light to check if it is real. The streets are dirty and disorderly. You hear stories about drugs being rampant all around. Everywhere we went, we were told to be careful.

But when i went in the Singapore embassy, and like my teacher (michael seah) said, saw the Straits Times, I had the feeling of warmth, even though it was only a newspaper. I felt that i have stepped from the outside world home. With the Singapore flags and people there other than ourselves who actually spoke English, the feeling was very good.


in short I LOVE SINGAPORE! yay!



speaking of birthdays, our class hasnt been buying presents lately, and i have been among those who were in the "don't buy presents" group.

I know some of you are unhappy, like "oh gerbert is damn cheap" and "oh thats why you won't get a girlfriend" etc. but let me explain my p.o.v.

1. We find buying presents a chore and end up buying very general presents like shirt, bags, pencil boxes. We always go for mainsteam stuff from J8

2.We go in huge groups and loiter for an hour and not get anything good. (when was the last time we had a "Thats exactly what he wants" present?)

3. Its very expensive, like $120 bucks a year at least?

4. guys for guys presents. girls buy girls presents. but in the end girls get personal presents for girls. so guys buy girls presents

5. And most importantly, i dont like the idea of appreciating someone only on their birthday when other than that you make no conscious effort to get to know them at all. I am not big on the materialistic stuff. I appreciate ppl in other ways and its my friendship with you that counts!
:)

since i feel that presents are very "for the sake of giving" and our exams are so close, i was against it


and if i havent already done so, Happy Belated Birthdays Cass, Tsai and Taitai!!!


remember to stay happy
Gerbs

p.s. for those you know what i mean, if your diary contains "get gerbert a present " on oct 14, u can ignore it, really

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Retard

Convo between me and jenhan during wednesday's econ lect

As the movie was being played

Me: Jenhan, have u watched legally blonde 2 before ?
Jenhan: Yes, i watched the first one
Me: OMG OMG I ASKED YOU WHETHER YOU WATCHED LEGALLY BLONDE 2!!!

Later on...
Jenhan: This movie isnt familiar... Are u sure its legally blonde ?
Me(as calmly as possible): That is because u havent watched it before
Jenhan: No what, I watched legally blonde before
Me(as slowly and patiently as possible): Jenhan, you've watched legally blonde 1. This is legally blonde 2. That is why it does not look familiar
Jenhan: I dont believe you, isnt it supposed to be about some law school?
Me: JENHAN! THIS IS LEGALLY BLONDE 2! YOU WATCHED LEGALLY BLONDE 1! IT IS DIFFERENT
Jenhan: Are you sure?
Me: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, JURASSIC PARK?

convo was too loud so hasu butts in

Hasu: yeah wad, this is legally blonde. There is Reese Witherspoon
Jenhan: It is?


After lesson, jen han goes to stage
Jenhan: Ms Wong what movie was that?
Ms Wong: Legally Blonde 2

Jenhan shakes his head and grins broadly, trying to act like he did not get owned


Conclusion: Jen han is a retard

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

jilyn!

7 random facts about me:
1) i was in choir in p1&2
2) i like walking on n on n on. i walked home once frm serene centre
3) i actually enjoy studying sometimes
4) i get happy n sad quite easily
5) my fav library seat is e 2nd floor right at e end of e window
6) my first theatre role was a prostitute
7) i wrote in my diary every night last yr

7 things tt scare me:
1) ghosts:(
2) jen han
3) my insecurities
4) not being able to get married
5) not doing well for As
6) not being able to be a good mother n wife
7) having regrets

7 songs im listening to:
1) nan dao- junyang
2) lian ren wei man- she
3) qi li xiang- jay
4) have u ever- s club
5) ai xiang sui- emil chau
6) some korean song frm a drama serial
7) wen rou- mayday

7 things i like the most:
1) being happy!
2) rain! makes me happy!
3) my minnie mouse. its 17 yrs old on 12 sept this yr:D
4) talking to my mum
5) hanging out w frens
6) my kids!
7) listening to songs n smiling to myself n singing loudly without anyone asking me to stfu when i walk home

7 things i say the most:
1) ...like...
2) what is (insert something simple like french toast)
3) i dont know!
4) really??
i cant think of anymore!

following the trend

4 random things about me
1. my priest believed that i would one day enter the seminary
2. i have 4 toy lightsabers at home
3. i have seen all my best friends naked
4. i try not to use my own stationery as far as possible

4 things that scare me
1. not topping the class for prelims and a levels (haha..er..jus kidding)
2. gerbert losing his virginity
3. gerbert losing his virginity before me
4. cab fare surcharge hike

4 things i say the most
1. can i borrow your pen
2. i had abs in secondary school la wth
3. my birthday is august 21st
4. yes, aunty, i can eat pork (when i try to buy char siew pao from the stall 2 aunty)

4 things i like most
1. ms wong (oxford here i come)
2. helping people
3. romantic movies
4. sichuan pancakes

4 songs i'm listening to
1. xia yi miao zhong- fish leong
2. rei da yu ling - s.h.e.
3. ban dao tian he - jay chou
4. 香港地 - edison chen
tried for 7,jus couldnt...but that was quite fun...haha... everyone go do this.

(:

7 random facts about me:
1. i used to fake headaches in p2 to get out of school
2. i still name most of my stuffed toys
3. i'm allergic to the sun and sharksfin
4. i used to go irc in p3 faking that i'm 12
5. i could never do a split
6. i close my eyes when hitting a volleyball quite often
7. i wanted to be 170cm

7 things that scare me:
1. my father being angry
2. ghosts/monsters (mostly my imagination :p)
3. animals which look like they might attack me
4. losing control
5. disillusionment
6. losing the people i care about
7. fire

7 songs i'm listening to:
1. yi zhi hen an jing
2. wo yao kuai le
3. jie jiao de zhu fu
4. tai cong ming
5. jia gei wo
6. goodbye
7. everytime you cry

7 things i like the most:
1. reading
2. being around my friends
3. volleyball(ers)
4. knowing people care
5. being appreciated
6. smiles!
7. my watch (so sue me)

7 things i say the most:
1. i'm gentle and demure lorr
2. excuse meeee
3. eh guess what
4. life sucks
5. gah
6. bai chi
7. ehh i've got an idea.. why don't you -fills in with something weird-

7 people to do this:
1. huili
2. xuhui
3. joyce
4. nic
5. jilyn
6. yenping
7. youmin

copy n pasted from my blog coz hammie asked me to post here instead :p

-umay

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

haha

hey this is the girl i'm talking abt

http://www.friendster.com/30266954

this is her 12th friendster account. haha. but when i visit her account again she like not so chio anymore haha. look a bit wierd. oh nvm maybe i was too sleepy that night when i viewed her account eyes not working haha. but nevertheless if she can have 11 full accounts that must show something haha. check it out. =)

OPERATION ASSWIPE

let me present to you a video 4 ri trampers made in 2004.

setting: ri boarding house, 2004
scenario: choked toilet, 4 bored guys



TAKE THAT SHIT

ps. if uall were wondering, that aint my shit. haha