ME

7 random facts about me(since blogger of the year jenhan asked me to)

1) i have a depression on my head
2) i have only taken mc once in the last 4 years (all in the strength i say)
3) i support leeds united
4) i like to read up on random facts
5) i can spend up to an hour just thinking to myself
6) i like walking (unless it's hot or my bag is heavy)
7) my personality type is ENTP

7 things that scare me
1) large flying insects
2) getting lost at sea
3) losing my memory
4) not meeting expectations
5) backstabbers
6) people who compromise moral values/friendship to achieve their goals
7) losing ppl i love

7 songs i'm listening to
1) Otherside -RHCP
2) Californication -RHCP
3) The Scientist(me) -Coldplay
4) In too Deep-Sum 41
5) Heaven-Los Lonely Boys
6) Somewhere only we know-Keane
7) Drift Away-Uncle Kracker


7 things that i like the most
1) nayr
2) sleeping
3) achieving my goals
4) spending time with friends
5) spending time with family
6) wasting around doing nothing
7) intellectual puzzles

7 things i say the most
1) hey biatch
2) (*raises hand) mdm, jenhan didn't bring tys
3) omg omg
4) eh i think i jbl
5) wah damn hot lah/ i am tired
6)call me ________(insert famous person(preferably good looking))
7) stfu

Nuances of the English Language

Quote of the day

Jenhan: "IF i were a army clerk, would it affect my scholarship chances?"

According to Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary: if conj/ on condition that; supposing ( used with the present and present perfect tenses to introduce a likely action or situation )

Anyone care to try?

30 things to do in an elevator


1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Make zooming noises when the elevator moves.

28. Make a weird face and very loudly exclaim, "Who just farted?!", before staring suspicously at another passenger.

29. Stare at an particular article of clothing of another passenger and snicker. Quickly look away when you see him/her looking at you. Rinse and repeat.

30. Stare haughtily at another passenger before declaring, "you're just jealous."

Sleepless babbling...

First off, for those of you who dont know yet, jenhan is ALIVE!!!! Yep yepz. yay! That means more gay smiles... more stares... and more pain in the ass. Haha, not literally, of course. =X. He said his groin hurts though, so be careful with him. And hes also coming back on monday, which made me think of:



(Bracing myself for "you/jenhan/any-random-person look like him" joke)

Wow... its saturday night and im sleepless, and as u can and will see... really bored. T.T. Tried to sleep for 1 hr+ but cannot, so decided to mope around online.

Anyways, I just had this convo with lowell about pirates and how jack sparrow's compass works.

zhiwei - says:
it points to the general direction
lowell- andjustliketheoceanunderthemoon says:
no!! there is no general direction!
lowell- andjustliketheoceanunderthemoon says:
it pnts to the spot!
zhiwei - says:
den when u get nearer it becomes more specific
lowell- andjustliketheoceanunderthemoon says:
then u go in that general direction!
lowell- andjustliketheoceanunderthemoon says:
NO! it is ALREADY specific!

Million dollar question: does his compass point in the general direction of the treasure first, den to the treasure itself; or does it point DIRECTLY at the treasure?... Dont ask me how the convo started though, coz i really cant rmbr. lol.

On the topic of pirates, i never thought that pirates were as cool as they were in Pirates of the carribbean. The only image i had of pirates was captain hook, with 1 eye, 1 leg, and a hook for a hand. I never really thought that they could do so many cool stuff lor. Esp this:



Haha. IF being a pirate means i can do this (esp with keira knightley) i will burn all my books now and jump onto the nearest sampan and row until i find a pirate ship.

Of course that will never happen. the kissing i mean. The sampan rowing... maybe...

Blah, its already 1am. Im getting to sleep now, nitez~.

P.s. wtf 2 cats decided to mate just when im gonna sleep. and make damn alot of noice. great.

it's a happy happy day!

an extremely happy and ditzy song (:

-umay

Back to the future

yoZZ. as i promised nic and hammy, heres my post, and its my first. Harlooo!! ^.^

kk enough with the intros =). i was thinking what to write about last nite (when waiting for the invite email, which is damn blardee slow -__- ) when i chanced upon some of my old sec 4 pics.

I thought: what better way to start my blogging career then to look back at the past...



















My form teacher, on teachers day holding a pair of boxers with our names on it. So we can be "closer" to him. if u know what i mean.



My pull-ups LAST TIME cmi one. But no more... *flexflex*



Okay, heres the origins of the word stfu. We were damn pissed that the stoopid CO people keep using our classroom to practice and disturb our luohan.



















this was from my sec 4 grad night. the theme was supposed to be mafia... But as u can see no one really bothered, except lowell on the left, wearing a hat too small for him. I actually tried to keep to the theme by wearing all black, but it didnt really work out. lol

okay, thats it for my first post. hope i wasnt too boring =). gonna have my dinner now. cyaz~

update.

summer games is the latest craze with zhu the no-lifer owning the javelin records hahaha.and zhu's phone is very popular now.so with the prelims drawing near we can see that nobody is starting to study hard yet hahaha.but please let's all start studying soon!

on another note..pe is the funnest lesson since the beginning of time...especially now we have interclass games.as ur responsible pe rep i shall tell u all to play hard..haf fun..and at the same time..win.but winning is a given.since 6a owns..right? hahahha.the games started out with captain's ball.and im not too sure what happened the other side but ziming was owning in the attack with all his fancy moves..for a man his size he really is very agile.the girls (xiutang shiting cassandra and huilian) were pretty good too as they made decent passes and catches and cassandra was a very good captain!!) hahah as for today.it was frisbee.as usual hammy was last man and played rock solid defense.and fajoo the very enthusiastic attacking forward played like the frisbee was the most important thing in his life hahaha.ok enough about pe.moving on to..gym.

ghinhoe pwns us in gym hahahaha.nuff' said.kk shall blog more when i have more inspiration. tataz for now..

something

something =)

Desperate for Lan.

At About 5pm today...

bryant / (: says:
ehh ur class never go lan liao arh
ڼĤαммУٷ says:
um
wanna go lan just say la
bryant / (: says:
lol no la
u guys nvr go?
ڼĤαммУٷ says:
wanna go lan just say la
bryant / (: says:
ohh
ڼĤαммУٷ says:
i repeat, wanna go lan just say la
bryant / (: says:
OKAY I WANNA GO!

long story short, bryant chiang wants to lan tomorrow i.e. 7/07/06
Moral of the Story: If you repeat something long enough and often enough, people will understand.