Did they really say that!? wtf

CELEB noobness

Paris Hilton: I don't think; I just walk.

Christina Aguilera: So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh... Oh, yeah -- a photographic memory.

Paris Hilton: What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?

Alicia Silverstone: I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness

overheard at the beach!

She Must Be Who They Have in Mind When They Say 99% Effective

Teen #1 looking down at bikini top: [Sighs] I wish my boobs were bigger. I can't wait until one day when I'm pregnant -- then they'll grow.
Teen #2: Why don't you go on birth control? That made Jen's* and Michelle's* get a whole cup bigger.Teen #3: Yeah, Kelly's*, too.
Teen #1: Really?! Oh, man! I'm gonna go on birth control and get knocked up. Then they'd be huge!

--Long Beach, New York

No, Our Mics Picked That Up Fine

Fat guy to wife who's sunbathing on her stomach: Wow. You need to shave -- you got some wild, stray hairs back there.
Wife: Say it louder, asshole.

--Rosemary Beach, Florida

http://www.overheardatthebeach.com


I should start a series called OVERHEARD IN NS CAMPS soon. gerbert can be my co-author.

im pretty sure itll be a best seller.

i have an unopened bottle of tequila and i want to drink it soon. someone volunteer house pls.

anyway keep next weekend free got SPIDERMAN. who wanna watch lets book tickets!