This is what we mean by "getting out of the wrong side of bed"

The timeline below is a true account of what i experienced on 11/10/2006, aka the unluckiest day o f life.
~2 am: Finished personal statement with a flourish, only to discover that my printer's ink was out the moment i tried printing. Sent personal statement to hotmail account for retrieval in school to print. Reminded self NOT to oversleep.
~10.30am: Woke up with a start. Owned. Handphone had been silently ringing since 8+ am. Cabbed to school to make final touch-ups to uni apps.
~ 11am: Realised photocopying card = lost. Luckily ran into shit and tsai and managed to secure one.
~11-12pm: Went from sch library, to comp. lab 6, to mr edwin lim's own laptop to realise that the sch's internet connection was rejected any attempts to log into hotmail.com. ALL other websites working fine T.T
~2pm: Cafe Cartel, spilt water on self
~3-4pm: Went to winfred's house to print personal statement. Discovered to my horror that his internet suddenly went down for the first time in a long time, right after stepping into fred's house. Suspected the presence of a "suay" aura around me.
~4.30pm: Bus 410 with nic back to RJC. Bus broke down inexplicably for 3 mins without warning. Presence of "suay" aura confirmed.
~6pm: Made it home in 1 piece, to my great surprise